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Post by owchies on Jun 13, 2006 10:47:15 GMT -5
Owchies, you rock, man. We needed a thread like this. My blood pressure has been pretty high lately. -D4rkness
Ok, so I'm talking to my friends on MSN last night. We start talking about intelligent life on other planets. This guy Dave, I like 'im.....but he's kind of a religious fucktard. He doesn't believe in evolution, he doesn't believe that there is life on other planets, he doesn't think the bible has ever changed(and it has, if you'd like I could explain to you how it has changed), and to top it all off, what the hell does christianity have to do with life on other planets? I mean seriously, we were talking about fucking aliens and he precahing at me that the other planets in the universe are for nothing, Earth is the only place with life. I was saying that planets are nothing but storage for life. He says "Well how do you know there is" and I don't but then the same question is posed to him "How do you know there isn't?". So he says "Well if god wanted to he would have had them make contact with us" or some stupid shit like that. What if the other planets have the same technology we have here on Earth? What if they can't make contact just as we can't. Then he's like "let's talk about christianity" and I say "Dave, what does christianity have to do with aliens." And for some reason he pulls me into the discussion. He says once again "Let's talk about christianity" and I say, "You kno what Dave? No. Let's talk about Judeism because that is what christianity was derived from and Jesus was a Jew and a black man." Then completly off topic he says "Well the bible never changes." Ok, how stupid can you get? Havn't you ever heard of lost in translation? The bible is constantly being re-written in different languages and some of those stories get lost while translating or changed. Thats change for you right there. Also, when the Torah(the old testament) was re-written to the new testament, it changed. They added a bunch of shit in there about Jesus and his teachings, is that not change? I really can't stand these religious fucktards that think everything is "God's" doing. That is the easiest excuse in the world. I do to some extent believe in God but there are many many things that are man's doing alone. Ok, one last thing, if we're all God's children(he created the human race so we are his/hers) then what the hell does that make Jesus? His favorite? -Glock out
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Post by D4rkness on Jun 13, 2006 23:21:49 GMT -5
I love it. I officially cristen this thread the official rant thread. My turn. I have a message for LMB and the writer of their page that I don't really want them to see. Unlike them, I am a nice guy OOC and don't want to hurt their little feelings or damage their feeble minds. So, LMB...
Where the fuck do you get off calling me a thumb-sucker and a pants-wetter? You think watching someone else kill me while I sleep makes you cool? Death is nothing to me. I've gotten more than used to it. This is what I hate about so-called bounty hunters. You guys act like you're righteous and just, but you're just a bunch of douchebags who don't want to admit they're PKers. You stick to only killing other PKers because you're afraid of other people coming to get you. You want to experience the ecstasy of killing someone without getting busted.
On top of that, you seem to think it's cool to talk shit about someone you know nothing about. Look, you killed me, you stopped the mass-murderer, and you're the bad-ass hero. I get it. You don't have to make it personal. Grow the fuck up, you retarded waste of flesh and bone. You're not bad-ass. You're all a bunch of pricks who think your shit doesn't stink, and you love to trenchcoat kill people in their sleep and brag like it was the coolest thing ever. People kill other people all the time. It's nothing special. Kill 5 fucking people in the same day, then maybe you'll be cool. Until then, get over yourself, you pathetic pile of festering shit. You're worthless, brainless, gonadless, and you give all PKers in general a bad name. Yes, you are a PKer. Stop lying to yourself. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus.
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Post by The Regulator on Jun 13, 2006 23:31:31 GMT -5
If someone would just tell me what rock the cowardly fucks have slithered under, I would go there and pop a cap in their self-righteous asses. I haven't PKed so much as a turd in days. I'm about ready to shoot a fuckin' generator or something at this point. How about a coordinated house to house search? We can shoot them, insult them in public, then kill them, drag their bodies outside, rip off their heads, and shit down their necks!
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Post by owchies on Jun 14, 2006 2:09:32 GMT -5
Ok, this girl on my space sent me this pic after I told her about my little run in with Jesus fucker, i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/XMourningHeartsX/ththeac19f95.gifMy newest rant for the day is(drum roll please) Homework. If you don't do it your fucked, what I can't stand is teachers that give so much of it ontop of all the other shit you have to do for other classes and in life for that matter they make you fail. What the hell is that shit? Another thing, Starbucks. Sure they have pretty good coffe, but it isn't the best thing since sliced fucking bread. I mean c'mon, their coffe is over priced, the food isn't that great and the fact that they have cheaper, better coffe and food at Didrichs makes me sick. I just want to burn every fucking Starbucks to the ground. Some where in the middle of the country there are two Starbuck's on adjacent to eachother on opposite sides of the street. This joke only works for people with alsiemers. IT'S DIRECT FUCKING COMEPETITION!!!!!!! Who the fuck does that? Put the same companies shop right next to the same fucking companies shop!? If you want to thank anyone for my hate of Starbucks you can thank Lewis Black.
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Post by The Regulator on Jun 14, 2006 11:09:01 GMT -5
Back in January I incurred this charge of $41 on my phone bill. My girlfriend, seeing it was from a 900 number accused me of dialling a porn site. The phone company said we didn't have to pay it but never took it off our bill so today she calls finds out who the billing company is and calls the fucks up who give her some runaround about it being a charge from some fuckhead Atlantic tech company 1/17/06 at 11:02am. That's all I needed. I searched the date and came up with SpywareStrike, a piece of shit program that I thought would remove spyware. Instead it installed viruses and more spyware on my PC. Holy Shit it was on then. I called them back and told them they could go fuck themselves if they ever thought I was going to pay them. They said their "client" didn't make spyware, and I told them I was looking at the evidence right in front of me on my computer (time and date of download) and that if they didn't take it off my bill, I was going to sue their asses for damage to my company (I don't have one but they didn't know that). This was all tape recorded too and I really didn't give a shit. The bitch then offers to wave half the charge if I pay the rest. I said "Fuck no! It's spyware for Christsakes!" Then she waved the whole thing and gave me a "Have a nice day." seeing that I was righteously pissed. Ahhhh. Now I feel better. Sweet.
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Post by D4rkness on Jun 14, 2006 11:45:50 GMT -5
I have a few good rants on my blog, in case anyone's interested.
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Post by owchies on Jun 30, 2006 14:30:56 GMT -5
You know what I hate? When somebody says they're going to do something and then they don't do it. My friend Tyler said he was going to AX and he was going to pay me for the passes and the hotel room. Then he says he's not going but he'll still pay me, then he never calls me back. And is never home to give me money. What The Fuck!? I swear to god, if I don't get this money by today I'm going to fucking call up my mafia friends and ask them to get my money for me. If he doesn't pay me then I can't go to fucking AX. I WILL GET MY MONEY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!
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Post by owchies on Jul 16, 2006 3:08:38 GMT -5
God damned emo kids.....with their emotions, I mean, what the hell is up with that anyway!? They cry all the time and then they wonder why people hate them. The hell with that, emotions are retarded and their for people that wish doom upon themselves. I think I've been pretty good at retaining most emotion other than happines, happiness works out pretty good and it's alot more fun than anger and the rest of those shitty emotions. -Glock out
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Post by owchies on Jul 20, 2006 21:44:33 GMT -5
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!! UD ISN'T ONLINE!!!!!!!!!! I may be fucking dead by the time I sign back on...........this really sucks, apparently Kevan is letting people back on individualy almost. This sucks ass............................
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Post by Raptimus on May 23, 2007 20:01:01 GMT -5
And This thread is revived. Mine is about UD. I hate the fucking people who go around killing people before reading profiles. This stupid ass disphit killed me today and was like "OOh. Im sory. I not no you PK." ARRGH. Stupid ass fucking bitch. Goddamn ripped his fucking head off. That reminds me, people who you chatspeak all the time. I dont mind the occasonal " ", or anything. BUt WEN u Tlk Lik Ths Al THe TIME. I fucking pisses me off.Same goes for peope who use bad grammar. Unless you are in a diffrent continent or some shit, SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!
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Post by Lee the Arch Angel on May 24, 2007 16:53:27 GMT -5
omg like wtf m@n tat iZanT C00...
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Post by D4rkness on May 24, 2007 17:14:13 GMT -5
omg like wtf m@n tat iZanT C00... I believe you just authorized your own vicious beating. I'm sitting at home and it's hot as fuck here. The fan in my room is useless because it just blows more hot air in my face. The heat isn't what gets you, it's the humidity, right? Well, then it must be humid as fuck, since the thermostat only says 82. That, of course, is inside. Outside in direct sunlight is much hotter. And don't even get me started about riding in my car. The AC is malfunctioning, and it's been sitting in direct sunlight since dawn. I drove to the doctor's today, and I swear I could've baked a fucking cake in the passenger seat.
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Post by Lee the Arch Angel on May 24, 2007 20:00:21 GMT -5
Wow that is hot its really cold in Colorado.
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Post by Dr.Schabbs on May 24, 2007 20:44:47 GMT -5
omg like wtf m@n tat iZanT C00... I believe you just authorized your own vicious beating. I'm sitting at home and it's hot as fuck here. The fan in my room is useless because it just blows more hot air in my face. The heat isn't what gets you, it's the humidity, right? Well, then it must be humid as fuck, since the thermostat only says 82. That, of course, is inside. Outside in direct sunlight is much hotter. And don't even get me started about riding in my car. The AC is malfunctioning, and it's been sitting in direct sunlight since dawn. I drove to the doctor's today, and I swear I could've baked a fucking cake in the passenger seat. ever been to Georgia it gets very humid here especially right after a 10 minute rainstorm last Year I think the Temperature here with Heat Index got to o115 ( not 100% sure tho but its close )
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Post by shadowofdeath on May 25, 2007 0:23:30 GMT -5
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