here i am

[27zombies]

here i am, 27zombies (in the game 27'zombies, but that's impossible here). well, why do i actually want to join? first of all i'm just getting bored by the game. i wanna do something new and more exciting. there are enough idiots out there who really deserve being killed, all that blessed sheep of our great good god... blessed are the mental meagre, theirs is heaven... i'm really looking forward to hell, having interesting discussions with einstein and hitler... ok, enough nonsense, here i am and i would like to join you cos i hate this crap out there.
sry for my lacking knowledge, but how can i give u a link to my description? anyway, as far as i know i'm not known for pking yet, actually i'm standing dead outside marven mall.
well, anything left you wanna know?
i'm looking forward to be allowed to join. any weirder things planned recently?

[CriminallyInsane]

First off, let me give you a Mudkipz for considering joining us.

Second, click on your profile and highlight the html thingy, then post it here.

Thirdly, give us a picture of you insulting someone then killing them. Don't forget to thank them like good ole Larry used to.

Fourthly, BRAGHASLKdg. I think that's zombese for either "I ate your cat" or "your mother reeks like that Vietnamese prostitute from the DEM."


Either way, it's been more than a pleasure....












It's been a damn inconvenience

Cheers,
CI

[D4rkness]

Found him on the database:

www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1436907

If you kill somebody, using iwitness is a good way to record it. Screenshots require some knowledge of image editing/hosting, but iwitness is pretty easy.

[27zombies]

well, as soon as i'm able to work again i'll start... i'm just standing in some building infected with one hp left... not really nice...
but hey, let me tell u one thing: i don't care at the least what bullshit u r talking about my mom, but EATING my cat MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY, U KNOW??? what do u think i shall do if there's a famine???

oh yes, nearly forgot it, iwitness doesn't work at the moment, it tells me that there are some probs.

furthermore i hope u don't mind that i'm not wearing a black robe, but i really appreciate my clothing and who the fuck cares actually?? and why the hell am i asking this, it's my clothing whatsoever!!!

[D4rkness]

Robes are optional. I know it's a pain to find them in the first place, so don't worry about it.

[CriminallyInsane]

In case of a famine...You could always eat the damn Mudkipz I gave you so graciously .

[coilsnake]

I just eat the heathen survivors.

[CriminallyInsane]

Yes...yes Coil does. He's very fond of heathen survivor flesh. I find it a touch too unwashed, but we let our brothers do what they like

[27zombies]

mudkipz? are you actually talking about pokemon? just looked it up... you know, i don't really like fish, zombies taste much better, well mellowed flesh you know... and you don't soak your cloth with blood and grime eating them, like with the fresh bodies... why search for a robe all the time and then dirty it? but if you like, it's not my business...

[CriminallyInsane]

You will eat the damn Mudkipz and be gracious! I swear it...tastes like zombie, looks like Mudkipz.

I herd u liek them?

[Raptimus]

Hello, person.

[D4rkness]

No, no, no. That will never do. If you all are going to eat anything, it's going to be candy and delicious cake. And you will like it!

[27zombies]

uargh... just took a bit of the mudkipz it's... er... well... do you really want to know...? my teeth are covered with sand and mud and i don't get this leathery taste out of my mouth...
and if ever anyone wants to force me to eat candy i'm off, i hate that shit! damn... no zombies about, i'm HUNGRY!!!