Cyberbob
Fresh Meat
WHY HELLO THAR
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Post by Cyberbob on Aug 6, 2007 9:20:50 GMT -5
Just dropping in to check how things are.  ... I also happen to be deadly bored. You may entertain me, if you wish. ;D |
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Post by owchies on Aug 6, 2007 10:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by D4rkness on Aug 6, 2007 15:11:26 GMT -5
Hi, bob. Found something entertaining.
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<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
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Post by owchies on Aug 6, 2007 15:37:16 GMT -5
would you like some copy with your pasta?
"spent a night in the emergy room because the marker i shoved up my ass seperated from the cap.
worst part is i had actually managed to poop it out, but couldn't see the damn thing before it sunk into the toilet.
When the doctor said with a straight face there was nothing inside me at all i realized i was a giant fuck up."
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Post by D4rkness on Aug 6, 2007 16:16:35 GMT -5
 And how would you entertain him? A striptease? ...Hey, wait, that's not a bad idea. Anyone have the number of a good strip club?
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Post by owchies on Aug 6, 2007 18:57:54 GMT -5
>.>
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I own a strip club........
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Post by D4rkness on Aug 6, 2007 20:16:30 GMT -5
pix pls
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Post by shadowofdeath on Aug 6, 2007 23:43:48 GMT -5
Pix, foo!
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Post by The Regulator on Aug 7, 2007 14:25:56 GMT -5
Hey Bob, good to see you. What brings you to our neck of the woods?
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Cyberbob
Fresh Meat
WHY HELLO THAR
Posts: 3
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Post by Cyberbob on Aug 8, 2007 7:53:24 GMT -5
Hey Bob, good to see you. What brings you to our neck of the woods? A mixture of boredom and wanting to get to know people from the wider PKer community. |
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Post by owchies on Aug 8, 2007 10:38:19 GMT -5
so i herd u liek mudkips
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Cyberbob
Fresh Meat
WHY HELLO THAR
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Post by Cyberbob on Aug 9, 2007 1:50:10 GMT -5
Fried in a white wine sauce and with a hint of lemongrass. |
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Post by D4rkness on Aug 9, 2007 22:34:17 GMT -5
Fried in a white wine sauce and with a hint of lemongrass.  |
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Post by The Regulator on Aug 10, 2007 0:51:53 GMT -5
Cool new emoticon!
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Post by owchies on Aug 10, 2007 11:10:09 GMT -5
*ba dum tssh*
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And how would you entertain him? A striptease?
